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When Smash Hits ruled the world: remembering the music bible's influential glory days

When Smash Hits ruled the world: remembering the music bible's influential glory days

When Smash Hits ruled the world: remembering the music bible's influential glory days

The magazine that became a bible for young music fans throughout the 1980s and 90s would have turned 40 this month had it survived. 'NME' was for old rockers, but 'Smash Hits' was unashamedly full of pop, recalls Damian Corless

Read all about it: Sharleen Spiteri reads a copy of Smash Hits backstage at a TV show in 1999. Picture: David Tonge/Getty Images
Read all about it: Sharleen Spiteri reads a copy of Smash Hits backstage at a TV show in 1999. Picture: Dav id Tonge/Getty Images
The final edition of Smash Hits in 1997.
Boyzone on the cover of Smash Hits in July 1997
The first edition of Smash Hits.
The Jam were the cover stars of the second edition of Smash Hits.

Had it survived, Smash Hits would be hitting the Big 4-0 this month, which puts most of its early readers in their mid-50s. Either age would have seemed barely imaginable, and scarcely permissible, to a mag that gently mocked The Bangles for being "ancient" in their late 20s.

It arrived in November 1978 with Debbie Harry radiating from a glossy cover that pledged teenage kicks and a fun alternative to the inkies of the day ('inkies' because of their finger-staining newsprint). The NME was for album-buying o lder brothers and sisters. Smash Hits chased their younger single-buying siblings. Staffer Sylvia Patterson remarked: "Everyone, no matter their cultural importance, was treated identically, whether Bruce Springsteen or Big Fun. We'd do things to make each other laugh. We'd ask Jason Donovan questions in German."

Early on, though, as pop re-emerged from punk, the Ramsay Street boy-next-door wouldn't have cut it. The top pin-ups included Bob Geldof, Sting, Donna Summer and Poly Styrene. John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John had the matinee idol franchise covered. Songwords filled the early issues. With The Jam on the front, Issue 2 published the lyrics for 'Teenage Kicks' by Derry's Undertones. Strong sales speeded the newcomer towards full-colour with perfect timing. After the monotone austerity of punk, everything suddenly went day-glo.

Smash Hits found itself in the right place at the right time for a post-punk Cambrian explosio n of wild new technical possibilities in and out of the recording studio including picture discs, colour vinyl and the dressing up games that arrived with video. With its house policy that looks really do matter, Smash Hits was key to making stars of Adam Ant, Culture Club, Duran Duran, Wham!, Spandau Ballet, The Human League and the rest of that photogenic broad church labelled New Romantic.

The final edition of Smash Hits in 1997.
The final edition of Smash Hits in 1997.

The magazine hit its peak in 1989 with sales topping one million per issue, having been steered through the mid-80s by TCD graduate Barry McIlheney who moved on to launch the movie bible Empire. By then its Jam fans and even its Wham! fans had grown up and moved on, to be replaced by their younger brothers and sisters who now swooned to Kylie, Jason, Bros, Then Jerico and Brother Beyond. The mag had quadrupled in size, the songwords had virtually disappeared, and instead of adverts for ELO belt-buckles and Stranglers wristbands, there were phone numbers for everything - and they cost an arm and a leg.

Long columns of adverts invited young readers to phone hotlines that charged a big chunk of pocket money per minute for a range of services. Callers could answer quiz questions to "Win A Dress Like Kylie's", or seek expert advice on "How To Get Rid Of That Creep", or you could "Leave Your Message For The Stars" which promised, for a hefty levy, to "pass messages on to the star of your choice". One "horror line" even advertised "terrifying telephone tales", the most terrifying of which undoubtedly would have been your parents' phone bill.

No youngster and almost no adult had a brick mobile phone. The smart technology of the day was the Sony Walkman, and sales of music cassettes were neck-and-neck with vinyl, while CDs were coming up fast. No longer cover-star material, Bob Geldof gave his blessing to a new version of 'Do They Know It's Christmas' from the hit factory of Stock, Aiken & Waterman (SAW), or "Lock, Stock & Barrel" as he called them. The cast of Band Aid II included Sonia, Cathy Denis, Lisa Stansfield and most of SAW's usual suspects, and just about every act on that remake owed Smash Hits big for putting them there.

An Irish version, Fresh, appeared in 1987 but the market here was too small and all the happening Irish bands were rock, not pop. A few years later, with Boyzone, Westlife, B*Witched and The Corrs charting, it might have worked, but the timing was all wrong.

Such was SAW's dominance that they did a Pygmalion job on a pair of unknowns, turning them into the most unlike ly pop stars just to show they could. They plucked two sisters, Dublin-born, Liverpool-bred Aisling and Linda Reynolds, and fired them into the Top 10 with 'I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac)'. Having made their point, SAW left the Reynolds Girls to their own devices. In case anyone cares, jacking was a dance form resembling the funky chicken, just as daft but more introverted.

A million seller at the close of the 1980s, Smash Hits spent the 1990s on the downslope before closing in 2006. TV gossip mags stole its soap coverage, while, encouraged by the antics of their royals, the British tabloids became celebrity comics. The final nail was the internet, which made disposable pop culture far more instantaneous than the mag that had been both the byword and bible for disposable pop.

The first edition of Smash    Hits.
The first edition of Smash Hits.

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